Showing posts with label Demetri Martin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Demetri Martin. Show all posts
Friday, July 23, 2010
Demetri Martin - "I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and..." Quote
“I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, ‘That is cool.’ But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, ‘That is not cool’. Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.”
Demetri Martin - "I think that when you get dressed in the morning....." Quote
“I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’”
Demetri Martin - "I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude." Quote
“I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.’”
Sunday, June 27, 2010
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