Woody Allen - "Eighty percent of success is showing up. " Quote

Woody Allen - "Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. " Quote

Woody Allen - "Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts....." Quote

"Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue."

Woody Allen - "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. " Quote

"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."- Woody Allen Quote

"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. "- Woody Allen Quote

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." - Woody Allen Quote