Robin Williams - "Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! " Quote

Robin Williams - "Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. " Quote

Robin Williams - "Cricket is basically baseball on valium." Quote

Robin Williams - "Comedy is acting out optimism. " Quote

Robin Williams - "Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. " Quote

Robin Williams - "Carpe per diem - seize the check." Quote

Robin Williams - "Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. " Quote

"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." - Robin Williams Quote