"I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have."- Sandra Bernhard Quote

"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."- Sandra Bernhard Quote

"Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness."- Sandra Bernhard Quote

"When you`re constantly looking for things from other people, you`re not looking within yourself."- Sandra Bernhard Quote

"I`m the only actress in Hollywood who didn`t pay to have these lips."- Sandra Bernhard Quote

"Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty."- Sandra Bernhard Quote