Janeane Garofalo - "I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of....." Quote

"I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."

Janeane Garofalo - "I actually was class clown, but I don't....." Quote

"I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."

Janeane Garofalo - "I can do most anything and not have a problem with....." Quote

"I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun."

Janeane Garofalo - "When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was....." Quote

"When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement."

"When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me."-Janeane Garofalo Quote

"To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first." Janeane Garofalo Quote

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl" Janeane Garofalo Quote

"Is being an idiot like being high all the time?" Janeane Garofalo Quote

"Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area." Janeane Garofalo Quote

"I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness." Janeane Garofalo Quote

"I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal." Janeane Garofalo Quote